Tuesday, April 6, 2010

Fair Warning

Dear parents,
This post is just a little heads up for you! Your children share EVERYTHING at school! Yes I'm speaking of toys, snacks, books, and other things like that but mostly I'm speaking of "secrets" or family information! If your kid hears(or overhears) something at home, you better believe that the next day we all hear about it.
We know when you swear, we know when you're sick, we know when grandma is visiting.
We also know if you hate peas, have funny underwear, or are trying to grow a mustache. We know if your dog, grandpa, uncle, or fish dies. We hear about songs you listen to on the radio. . . we know when you let your kids watch "Twilight"! We know if you hate to exercise, love gummy bears, have aliens living in your attic(not all we hear is true), or if you're going on vacation!
We hear it all from the mouths of babes! So if you don't want anyone else to know that "Dad's going on a five day iceskating date with uncle Joey". . . don't tell your kids.
Sincerly,
your child's teacher

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